i. am. sick. i have to say, being sick doesn't quite give me the image of being sexy. yeah, it's not exactly bad, but it's bad enough for me to stop them from filming scenes with jacob in it. fuck, i hate this. i hate being sick. taylor lautner does not become sick. anyways, it's not anything serious, probably just the flu from filming shirtless. now i'm stuck at the hotel doing nothing but watch tv and use the computer. if you see me online, talk to me before i go crazy. makena went back to la because i was sick and she was living with me while the parents were back home, but now that i'm sick my parents told her to go back. now i'm all lonely and alone. so, entertain me, please. anything fun happened?

go watch this, by the way. nametwin and i are in it.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810094501/video/15612532

emma's really hot, and an amazing actress. the valentine's day set was fun. and dude, jessica fucking alba. i saw jessica fucking alba. and she's still as hot as ever. i gotta feeling is fucking annoying me now. also? my favorite line is "my closest relationship is with my blackberry. thank god it vibrates." ....hahahaha. okay, watch it in 2010.

( private. )

because i felt the sudden need to blog. yes. i find this weird, actually. but when i actually opened this up, i figured i didn't have anything to blog up. thus.

send in your anonymous comments/questions/shit/crap/fuckery here.

post dedicated to jemma, since i promised her and all.

now. send away.

This journal is created for entertainment purposes as a part of the role play jobrolifestory . I am not Taylor Lautner and no copyright infringement is intended.

dude, how long has it been? fucking long, that's how long. makena's been a real pain in the ass recently (surprise, not really), but she's been out with a bunch of friends and they had a sleepover that had to include me giving them my phone while they tied me up (dirty dirty kids). so if any of you guys got weird phonecalls from a group of screaming 10 year olds, here is me apologizing. i'll remember to get a new phone or something. anyways. i've been obsessed with these starbursts lately. they taste fucking good. i've never really noticed them until i found a pack of them on the kitchen counter. and now i'm buying loads. ever had a kind of candy/food you never really noticed, but then suddenly loved? i had this same situation with cheese sandwiches. i used to hate them. i vomited at the smell of grilled cheese sandwiches, actually. and now i fucking want to eat them all the time. isn't that weird? i find it weird too.

i watched wizards on deck with makena the other day. it was good, dude. selena made me laugh. and brenda was funny. i don't remember the exact thing but it was good, and i heard it had good ratings. awesome job. a doughnut special is on tv right now and fuck, i want doughnuts. anyone up for that? bring me a box of a dozen doughnuts and man, i would be nice to you all day. makena and i have started making sundaes and sitting in the living room with the ac cranked up real high. summer's here.

i say makena way too much in my life. girl's toxic.

dude. i can't stop listening to this song and it's not even the kind of songs i would listen to. guess what i'm listening to. that's the first question. the clues are, it's a girl, she's a friend of mine, and.. i know her? okay there.

anyways. summer started for makena so now she's a freak and she's jumping around everywhere trying to get me to take her out. it's like a puppy gone wrong. any ideas what to fucking do with an over hyper dog? because that's makena right now. if you are up for charity, makena's up for adoption. she can read and write, and she's a pretty good friend at times. adopt her, please.

do you listen to songs that your friends sing? watch movies your friends are in? or shows? i find it pretty weird myself. i can't watch disney channel at all, even though makena watches it twenty four seven. i think i can only watch movies right now. or things like heroes, which i just do not like. i've met hayden too, so yeah. she's pretty fucking hot.

i hate the mall. i hate shopping. don't take me out shopping again.

i'm watching skins and they get pretty graphic, haha. it's like porn except you're watching a legit show. people who haven't watched it -- watch it. it's ridiculously funny, and i love it. my favorite character is cassie because she's a lunatic but she's cute while doing it. yes i do know. nips is weird. go watch it then tell me what you think of it.

makena's whining again. come on people, adopt her.

( vanessa )
( sel )

i have to say, i love drinking redbull. i know that apparently energy drinks aren't good for you, or something similar to that, but it's more or less an addiction now. so this morning, when i was drinking my usual first can of the day, makena came up to me and pointed at the can. she said that had drugs. i asked her what kind, and she said cocaine. i didn't really believe her so i went online to check. then i came up with the germany thing. that's crazy. cocaine in redbull? to be honest that makes me want to drink it more. but i don't drink redbull cola.

i keep getting this weird voice through my earphones when they are plugged into my macbook. it's a little girl? i'm not sure if it's the annoying  smiley ads that make sounds or something is wrong. what the fuck.

lakers vs. magic. kobe bryant was brilliant. i don't care if i'm a spurs fan, kobe bryant was just amazing. 40 points, 8 rebounds, and 8 assists. holy fuck. that's amazing. kobe kicked ass. ....no, i'm not thinking something dirty.. well now i am but that doesn't count. rooting for lakers.

i was talking to bella the other day because i missed her, and she's doing really well. she has a handful of projects. apparently 'forget me not' is coming out soon. watch that, yo. she has a twilight poster in her room which is really creepy, and i hope that it's one of just kristen and rob. because that's what twilight posters have, right? i've signed a few that i'm on but i don't think i'm on the main ones. yeah. hope not. if i ever drop by bella's house i'll check it out. makena has a hsm3 poster, a signed wizards of waverly place one, and the hannah montana movie one. and when nick stopped by my house before we went to the gym, makena freaked out. she now has a picture of her and nick in her room. i just.. don't want to enter her room anymore. creepy.

i made a whole blog without saying sex. props to me. i think it's because i'm listening to selena singing and that just stops all sorts of dirty thinking, for some reason. so.. props to sel?

i'm not doing the anonymous thing because.. i don't want to.

have you guys read fanfics of yourself? i have. it's sort of hot how they make me this sex god with awesome sex skills but.. it's not needed, thank you. i know i'm sexy in real life, but seriously? making me fuck kristen is just sort of weird and not likely to happen. or dakota fanning! what the hell! you know what else i get? vanessa hudgens. these people can think of anyone, really. they use vanessa as leah. and then they're all "LEAH & JACOB, SO HOT OH HOLY SHIT SJLKJSGG". right. dakota plays jane, so they put me with jane too. they put me with bella all the time. i'm her 'personal sun', right. isn't that weird that jacob is like a sun? what the hell? jacob's warm, sure. but sunny.. what. back to the subject. apparently they call me taycob? that's kind of scary, alright? i have a name and it's taylor. call me sex god, sure. call me sexy, sure. just not.. taycob. wow. that's weird. i'm a mixture of taylor plus jacob? sweet. except not really. i'm not like jacob at all. sort of, maybe. just hotter.

it's funny when i find icons that are me and an arrow pointing to it saying <--- JAILBAIT. sorry i can't have sex with you? that's what she said. i saw an icon that said <--- brb going to hell. that made me laugh. i showed it to my friends and they were like "i'm going to use this as my msn icon!". not cool. sometimes these cyber stuff are just so weird, y'know? sometimes when i'm bored i'd google or livejournal search myself, just to see what will come up. i'm not reading the slash fanfictions. i. will. not. i'm not a big fan of reading fanfics about me having sex with robert? i'm sure he's good in bed, thank you but no thanks.

i've said sex so many times in this blog.

i don't like reading gossip sites about me. it's just weird, the gossip. and most of them are lies. that makes me want to hit my computer. except that'll make me pay for another computer which isn't needed. the rascal flatts are a really good band, too. i don't usually like country but they are seriously great. i recently started drinking normal coke instead of diet and i just don't like the taste of normal coke as opposed to diet coke. i think something's wrong with me. my friend says diet has the weird taste. huh, weird.

right so, question, what weird things do you find of yourself online?